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Post by torchestogether! Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:39 pm

So here is the point of this thread: to create a story. one person starts out the story with a paragraph or so, then the next person picks up where that person left off. It could be interesting. I guess I'll start:

Once upon a time, there were three girls walking through the deep, dark, woods. Their grandfather warned them about the woods - that they would get eaten by large, man-eating squirrels. But the girls were not afraid. Not only were the girls well-acquainted with the harmless and friendly neighborhood squirrels and thought themselves to be perfectly safe, but they were on a mission. But we'll get to their mission later. And so the girls began their journey...And so they frolicked off into the woods, unafraid.
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Post by deudbus Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:33 pm

But oh, how deadly assumptions can be. Quickly after they set off into their mission to gather the Gummy Alligators of the North, they realized their mistake.
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Post by torchestogether! Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:48 pm

The mistake the poor girls made was that the Gummy Alligators of the North actually reside, in fact, in the South. They were walking when they approached a Pig-footed Bandicoot who informed them of their folly. So the girls, who were very tired and had already been walking for 26 and a half days were facing quite a dilemma. Were the Gummy Alligators important enough to go back or could they just gather up the Candied Crocodiles who were only about a day's journey away? The problem with the Candied Crocodiles was that...
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Post by deudbus Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:53 pm

They were made of slime and only became candy when removed from the water, which was nearly impossible to do. There was only one way to do it, and they would need to enlist the help of a certain person to be able to do it.
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Post by torchestogether! Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:56 pm

That person being, Will Smith.
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Post by deudbus Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:26 pm

But, as everyone knows, Will Smith is a pain.
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Post by torchestogether! Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:08 am

...because he has tourrett's syndrome and often yells out naughty words, which the girls consider to be intolerable, as they are still rather young and impressionable. Also, the candied crocodiles are racist. But still, the girls desperately needed his help. And so...
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Post by deudbus Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:53 pm

he sucked them up in a supervac and ate them. The crocs, not the girls, mind you. This caused some problems for him, though.
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Post by torchestogether! Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:13 pm

turns out, will smith is allergic to the crocs and developed a very bad rash on his inner thighs.
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Post by deudbus Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:26 pm

This was terribly uncomfortable, and caused his legs to grow to two times their normal size, as well.
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Post by torchestogether! Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:19 am

and so the girls had to leave will smith, sitting on the magical, mystical park bench (the same magical, mystical park bench that was used as a prop in forrest gump), in the middle of the deep, dark woods. and so the girls journeyed on to the palace of kangaroos in the wonderful world of...
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