I'll start...

My name is savanna!!!

HI SAVANNA!!!!!!!!


I'm glad you're here!

My Name is Sam. I promise I'll try not to scare you too much.

hahaha ditto.

soooooo. who else do we have here???

I bet you don't know me!

I IS SCOTT!

don't lie to me boy!

=(

But it is fun!

liar liar, plants for hire...

why are people hiring plants? that doesn't seem very beneficial

well, plants are very beneficial and efficient employees. you don't have to pay them anything because not only do they provide themselves their own shelter from the elements, they also provide their own food through photosynthesis....so they need nothing. haha, there are going to be plant sweatshops popping up everywhere now.

but....

they can't move...

havent you ever seen little shop of horrors? that plant could really move...i mean, they'd be no good at like construction work or anything, but maybe flippin burgers or even ringing up orders at the grocery store. perhaps.